Welcome to the Yo Mama jokes section of Joke Abyss!
| Let there be light! |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 6 0
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
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| Yo Mamma so Stupid... |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 3 0
Yo Mamma so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!!!
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| Your momma is so fat... |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 2 1
Your momma is so far that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells "Taxi"
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| 90210 |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 2 0
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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| Yo Momma is so FAT |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 1 0
Your momma is so fat she's not allowed to wear a Malcolm X jacket because they're afraid helicopters might land on her.
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| Yo mamma is so old |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 1 0
Yo Momma is so old she was in Jesus yearbook!
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| stuck! |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 1 0
yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
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| Very Fat Mamma!! |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 3 2
Yo mamma's so fat, she's the tallest person in the world.. when she's laying down.
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| Yo Mama so.. |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 1 0
Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!!
Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and I missed 15 minutes of my show.
Yo mama is so poor she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention.
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| Yo Mamma is so fat she... |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 1 0
Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
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| Eyelids |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 1 0
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
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| To Be Continued |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 1 0
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.
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| your mama cigarette |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 0
your mamas so poor, somebody stepped on her cigarette, and she said, "who turned out the lights"?
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| Your momma is so fat.... |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 0
Your momma is so fat, when she goes swimmin, she leaves a ring around the lake!
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| yo mama so fat.. |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 0
Yo mama so fat even god couldn't lift her spirit.
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| Yo momma is so poor |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 1
Yo momma is so poor she cursed out the lady at McDonalds because they wouldn't put a small fries and a coke in layaway.
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| Yo moma so fat...lemons |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 1
yo moma's so fat when a lemon touches her, she peels.!!!
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| So Stupid |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 1
Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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| Yo momma UGLY! |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 1
You mom is so ugly that when she walked out of a pet store the alarm went off!
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| Yo mama soo POOR! |
Category: Yo MamaRating: 0 1
Yo mama so POOR I saw her crying by the 25 cent machine, and asked her what's wrong. She said, 'The machine won't take my food stamps!'
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